Jimmy Gumina
Lead and Acoustic Guitars

Raised by a band of brain eating apes, Jimmy was caught while... Okay, okay I have been playing guitar since I was seven and started playing out when I was 15. Zeppelin and Purple is what I listened too and still do once in a while. I want to make music that is heavy but has some interesting stuff going on within the track. Sometimes I'll do that with effects or I also like to use alternate tunings to get a more exotic feel to the music. All the guitar licks you like on these tracks are my idea, if you don't like a certain riff it was one of the other guy's ideas. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
   
Chris Merullo
Various yelling, bass parts, lighting stuff on fire,
weapons management, strange noises


Here's what you need to know about Chris. He grew up in a small Gentle New England Town, dividing time between the passion of being a Stunt man
and Bassist. Due to the limited job potential for stuntmen in a small New England Town, Chris decided spend more time with the bass. “With one note at a time it gives me more time to think of stuff to blow up.”. “I’d love to be a drummer,” quips Chris. “And I was a pretty damn good one, until the night I put three m80s under my 20" ride, and man let me tell you, hitting it with a stick just seemed so futile after that, plus the band hated the fact that as the drummer, I had the biggest amp.”

It was during his recuperation for a skin graft that Chris first got interested in keyboards. As he puts it, “the electrical process of audio rape." "It wasn’t so much of the black and white keys and scales and chords, because, quite honestly that’s still kinda confusing, but the knobs and lights are wicked cool!!!”

After playing all over the lower 48, across Canada, Asia, Europe, and that still famous week in Guadalupe, Chris’ Attorneys advised spending more time in the studio, where he has been producing music for Film (MILF Vol 13- 28, Bad Girls Next Door Vols 17-27, and Debbie Does Everyone). It wasn’t until Jimmy phoned and said, “Hey, we’re gonna get together and burn some shit and record some songs, you in?” And as Michael Had felt, just when he thought he was out…. They pull him back in.
   
Paul Skowron
Vocals, Confusion

Okay here’s the deal. For me its all about the lyrics .Its my vehicle , sometimes I drive hard and straight at you, sometime I finesse it around the corner, or maybe its parked somewhere dark and secluded. My goal is to move people, make them aware of the good and the evil I see out there. I am inspired by good songs no matter the genre, and unique sounds and
rhythms such as an off balance exhaust fan. When im home I want to be on the road ,when im on the road I want to be home.I don’t particularly like guitar leads but I guess it’s a necessary evil.
   
Paul Logus
Guitars, Bass, Programming

I think the whole bio thing is kinda wack. If you want to know about me,or show some interest,buy the record. If this one sells enough, I’ll know you care, and put my bio on the next one. Then I will talk about where I’m from (Ohio) and what my influences are (I grew up in a town of lame bands, not known for its musical excellence. I should have been an engineer like my daddy. He worked at an Air Force base) In short, I don’t think that bio’s sell records. But if they did, I’d write something with a ‘ready for press’ zing to it. I’d leave out all the stuff about how I was conflicted between music (my mom) and technology (my dad) and that when I was in high school , I failed the career guidance test. There was nothing that fit what I wanted to do….EXCEPT THIS! I am really the producer of this band, yet I am in it too …. Confusing? Sure, but my life is that way, so it all makes sense to me.

P.S. Despite what Jimmy’s bio says I wrote and played some cool stuff on the cd